Anonymous whispered,
u keep da money

2 weeks ago on May 16, 12


Anonymous whispered,
PLAY THE TUMBLR DATING GAME! GO TO TUMBLRDATINGGAME(.)COM - MAKE AN ACCOUNT - PUT ''TUMBLRDATINGGAME'' IN YOUR PROFILE - THEN SEARCH FOR 'TUMBLRDATINGGAME' AND HOOK UP WITH TUMBLR USERS IN YOUR AREA

2 weeks ago on May 16, 12 - 1 notes

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my-pregnant-head:

Moonlight Sonata - Ludwig Von Beethoven


2 weeks ago on May 15, 12 - 158 notes

thenakedandtumblrfamous:

people who put “books suck” in their favorite books on facebook like wow that’s definitely the best way to tell the world you’re a dumbass

2 weeks ago on May 15, 12 - 8162 notes

i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton

2 weeks ago on May 15, 12 - 48343 notes

Okay so I found this recipe for an egg salad pita, which I’ve never had before. So I boiled the eggs (I boiled 2 batches because the first ones exploded and were runny when I opened them oops). While the eggs are boiling, I go into the fridge and get the pita. I’ve never had a pita before so I cut it in half and then tried to find the “pocket”. After 10 minutes of butchering the bread, I look on the package and it says “All of the pita without the pocket!”
So this is what I ended up with after all that.

3 weeks ago on May 11, 12

finnickwhoredair:

are you ever just slapped with the realization that you grew up to be vicky

admit it

3 weeks ago on May 9, 12 - 23645 notes

malikmeltdown:

once upon a time i was falling in love

but now i’m only falling apart

3 weeks ago on May 8, 12 - 2066 notes