thenakedandtumblrfamous:

people who put “books suck” in their favorite books on facebook like wow that’s definitely the best way to tell the world you’re a dumbass

i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton

Okay so I found this recipe for an egg salad pita, which I’ve never had before. So I boiled the eggs (I boiled 2 batches because the first ones exploded and were runny when I opened them oops). While the eggs are boiling, I go into the fridge and get the pita. I’ve never had a pita before so I cut it in half and then tried to find the “pocket”. After 10 minutes of butchering the bread, I look on the package and it says “All of the pita without the pocket!”
So this is what I ended up with after all that.

finnickwhoredair:

are you ever just slapped with the realization that you grew up to be vicky

admit it

malikmeltdown:

once upon a time i was falling in love

but now i’m only falling apart